I can clean the apartment myself — I call the maids in for sex

We had to suck silently — we're in the entryway, after all

Neighbors come to meet me, but they all leave shagged

It's not convenient to fuck in my husband's office, but I can't wait till tonight

Wife, what the hell? I bring you to the mall and you're in the car jerking off

I dragged him to shopping again, so at least I'll get my hands all over the fitting room mirror